I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.” “Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”

My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They’re super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week… should I say anything? Oh and also, he’s 4. They’re all 4.

I told my girlfriend I want 8 kids and she’s arguing like she’s going to be the mother.

I was dating a girl in 2020 but I was crushing hard on one of her friends whom I met through her. I told her friend (my crush) how I feel about her and she told me she felt the same way. Without wasting time, we started having sex One day, I went to her place and she wanted us to have sex at her balcony, she lives on the 2nd floor of a 4-story building. After a few minutes of foreplay on her bed, we moved to her balcony and started having sex around 1:45 am. We were doing standing doggy when an elderly man from the next compound shone his torch on our faces. He trailed the torch down to where our genitals connected and didn’t take the light away until I lost my erection and my penis slipped off her vagina. His light was still on us till we shamefully entered her room butt-naked.

We were doing doggy when I heard a cracking sound from my left knee, I didn’t know I knelt on his newly bought iPhone 13. I pretended as if nothing happened since he didn’t hear the sound, so I could find ways to pin it on him. It was when we switched positions he saw it and screamed! Aahhh Omolara, oti ba phone mi Je (you have spoilt my phone). fervently denied it and stopped him from blaming me since we were in the bed together. The most embarrassing thing he said to me was that his iPhone can buy 30 of my p’ssy. Despite all his anger, the weyrey’s penis was still standing strong and bobbing like an agama lizard’s head. He wanted us to continue but reminded him of how cheap my p’ssy was.

Her boyfriend called her whilst we were having sex she answered it whilst we continued. Her boyfriend kept asking her why she moaning and she said she was masturbating.