Here is the situation…… I need someone to come over, discreet as shit… And cum in a bowl for me so I can make fried chicken and test a theory….

No you don’t have to eat it and no it’s not a sexual thing but I’ll jack you off if that’s what you need.

Cum is protein right? And protein can bind shit… So… Instead of eggs.. Cum.

Makes sense to me but will it work.